• March 24, 2003 – Download 
  • Tess Oscar Idea
  • Classic Golden Globe Speech Cutoff
  • Geraldo Rivera “under attack” in Iraq
  • Iraq War and the Liberal Media
  • Tim Robbins Oscar Speech
  • George W. Bush & Fake National Guard Story
  • Iraq War and the Left’s hope for a loss
  • More Oscar Speechs
  • Oprah. Uma. Uma. Oprah. Clown
  • E’s Oscar Pregame with Mikey Rooney
  • EDITOR NOTE – CUTS TO LATER IN SHOW –
  • 20/20 Barbara Walters “entering your mouth”
  • Joe Millionaire
  • Listener Calls
  • Trudy News/Sports
  • NRA Listener Calls
  • Tina Challenges Mike Wolters
  • Listener Emails
  • Email from Debbie Schemansky
  • Oscars Talk
  • Mike’s Paper Airplane
  • Early days of Iraq war
  • Show End

• April 9, 2003 – Download 
  • Saddam Statue Falls
• April 24, 2003 – Download 
  • LT – My Mouth’s Not Open by Bob Rivers
  • Marc Pregame Show
  • Evan Marriott interview
    • the Show begins
  • Pistons woman pops her top
  • Pistons recap
  • American Idol recap
  • Drew wants to teach Andrew Firestone to kiss
  • The Real Cancun
  • Trudi News
  • The Real Cancun
  • Laura from the Real Cancun
  • Select-a-Slut Phone Sex Line
  • Fred McLeod on the Pistons
  • Trudi News
  • Listener Phone Calls
• April 25, 2003 – Download 
  
  • Marc and Mike Pregame Show
  • Select-a-Slut Phone Sex Line
  • The Show Open
  • Michael Jackson special
  • Scott Peterson Theory of the ‘Bloids
  • Dixie Chicks Primetime Interview
  • Great Dennis Miller Comedy
  • Trudi News
  • – SARS
  • – Scott Peterson
  • – OJ News
  • Sports
  • – High Schooler LeBron James heading to the NBA
  • Boston Marathon Bathroom Problem
  • Tom Wilson Pistons and Concerts
  • Listener Phone calls on Dixie Chicks
  • Trudi News
  • – Bush is confident on the Tax cut
  • Crack Yankers Funny Phone Call
  • Lisa Lampanelli Interview
  • 30 Minutes of Scott Peterson Case Review
  • Trudi News
  • – Dixie Chicks on Primetime Live
  • – SARS
  • – Peterson on Primetime Live
  • Jill Underwood Interview on Scott Peterson Case
  • Trudi News
• April 28, 2003 – Download
  • Marc and Mike talkng THE Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Boston Marathon Bathroom Problems Replay
  • Magic Commercials
  • Drew and Mike Read the ‘Bloids
  • Lions draft Charles Rogers
  • Trudi News
  • Gill Hill
  • Pistons Talk
  • Mrs. Love Baby Soft Phone Call Regarding Joe Millionaire
  • Trudi News
  • 14 year old married 42 year old chick
  • Frank Sintra Article
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Drew and Mike Read the ‘Bloids
  • Phil Spector
  • Listener Emails
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Lacy Peterson News
• April 29, 2003 – Download
  • Marc and Mike Chat
  • 14 Year Old Marries 42 Year old Replay
  • Drew’s lost his voice
  • Fear Factor
  • Mr. Personality Reality Show
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Anti Fart Smell Product
  • Flatulence Deodorizer
  • Frank Turner
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
• April 30, 2003 – Download
  • Marc and Mike PreShow
  • Wrong Number Replay
  • Drew and Mike Intro and Tease
  • Mike’s Fox 2 gallbladder story
  • Hillary Clinton Hypocrite
  • Jack Osbourne Drinking Problem
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Would you have an affair with your sister in law?
  • American Idol
  • Misc Chat
  • Trying to talk to inventor of LSD
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Bachelor Chick Interview, Ann Michelle
  • American Idol
  • Flatulence Deodorizer Replay
  • Madonna on Today Show
  • Trudi News
  • Sports

• May 05, 2003 – Download
  • Drew and Mike Boring Stories
  • Pistons News
  • Biggest bitch in history WRIF on Oprah followup
  • Trista on Oprah
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • D&M watch Cops
  • Bob Marley Photographer
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Drew Sharp Interview
• May 02, 2003 – Download  
  • Damn Magic Commercial Again
  • Nagging Wife Michelle is back on Oprah
  • Listener Emails
  • Teresa Tomeo hates Drew and Mike
  • Tabloids – 50 Most Beautiful People
  • Letter to the editor regarding Jessica Lynch
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • 90210 Reunion in question
  • Buffy Vampire Slayer Going Away Party
  • Scott Peterson gets a new lawyer
  • Hardee’s Sex Story
  • Trudi News/ Sports
  • Amanda Peet Interview
  • Scott Peterson Case
  • Yzerman set to resign with Wings
  • Larry Eustachy Controversy
  • Drew loves Sharon McPhail
  • Sports
  • Woman Rider at Kentucky Derby, Rosemary Homeister (she’ll finish 13th)
  • Jeff Gordon denied entry into a gay bar
  • Trudi News
  • SportsSharon McPhail trying to stop Mayor
  • Dixie Chicks Tour Opens
  • Dixie Chicks Letters
  • Trudi News
  • D’Wan Sims still missing – Dwanna Harris probably killed him
  • http://wheresdwan.org/
  • Jeff Gordon Rehash
• May 01, 2003 – Download
  • Mike and Marc pregame show
  • LSD Replay for yesterday
  • Show Open
  • Male Shaving
  • Seinfeld Shrinkage
  • The Bachelor with Andrew Firestone
  • Trudi News
  • Swinging dicks
  • Guys Shaving Everything
  • Trenyce eliminated on Idol
  • Dixie Chicks leaving country music
  • John Smyntek Article on Mike’s Gallbladder Story
  • Bob Boner – Medical Cures with Beaumont
  • Punk’d Nick Lachey
  • Drew and Mike discover friend of the show Dax Shepard on Punk’d
  • ESPN Top Ten Animals who have been hurt in sporting events
    • Dax’s Mom calls the show
  • Ford Lawsuit Letters to the editor
  • Deena Centofanti on Mike’s Gallbladder Story
  • Drew wants to teach Andrew Firestone to kiss
  • Listener Emails
  • Trudi News
• May 08, 2003 – Download
  • Show Open
  • BFF Auction Preview
  • Josh Gracin Vote Off AI
  • Lucy Nolan wearing fishnets?
  • Drew thinks Lucy is wearing a new dress
  • Email about Wesley Willis
  • Wesley Willis Song
  • Mother’s Day Coming Up
  • Sports Illustrated Story On Alabama Coach Price
  • Bestfriend Auction Interview
  • Trudi News
  • Jessica Lynch Story Holes?
  • Sports
  • Fake Aretha Franklin Phone Call
  • Drew and Mike voted Best Morning Radio Show in Detroit
  • Mike Price Alabama SI Story
  •  http://www.si.com/vault/2003/05/12/342806/how-he-met-his-destiny-at-a-strip-club-mike-price-fired
  • Interview with Joseph Gottschalk, Crazy Thong Man
  • Trudi News
  • Tina Fabulous voted off the Bachelor
  • Avril Lavigne and Metallica’s Lars
  • Bestfriend Auction Interview Replay
  • Trudi News
  • Jenny Jones Reality TV Hotties
  • Sports
  • Eric Williams PSA
  • Pam Ward and Jenny Jones – Audio Seperated at Birth
  • Aretha Franklin Yard News
  • Fake Aretha Franklin Phone Call
  • Simpsons Al Jean Interview
  • Trudi News/Sports
• May 07, 2003 – Download
  • American Idol – Clay Akin Bombs
  • Pistons
  •  American Mullet
  • Weasley Willis Mullet Song
  • Trudi News
  • American Idol
  • Sports
  • Fake Aretha Franklin Interview
  • American Idol – SORRY!
  • Newsweek Stories – Hillary, Bush, Iraq
  • Patriot Act and Libraries
  • Old Man Hole in One (114 Yard)
  • Drew sing’s Old Man
  • Trudi News
  • American Idol
  • Chef ID
  • Tina “Fabulous” Interview
  • American Mullet Replay
  • Trudi News/Sports
  • Madonna Documentary
  • Mother’s Day
• May 06, 2003 – Download
  • Drew’s back pain
  • Tornado Warnings
  • American Idol Predictions
  • Monica Lewinsky Show
  • ESPN Top 10 Sports Partier
  • Dallas Cowboys Spoof – America’s Team!
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Gay Men, Toto Tours
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Ted Nugent Radio Problem
  • Topless Accademy
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Led Zeppelin DVD
• May 09, 2003 – Download
  • Show Open
  • Ted Nugent Jap Controversy
  • Sarah Kozer on the show
  • Carnie Wilson gaining weight
  • Wolter’s Loves the show Friends
  • Ted Nugent Jap Controversy
  • Trudi News/Sports
  • Mike Price SI Story
  • National Inquirer on Scott Peterson
  • Sarah Kozer Interview
  • Trudi News
  • Palace Vision Director Interview
  • Is American Idol being fixed?
  • PMS Myth Interview
  • Listener Emails and calls
• May 12, 2003 – Download
  • Show Open
  • Bob Dole ED ID
  • Survivor Finale
  • JFK Stories
  • Trudi news/Sports
  • Fake Aretha Franklin phone call
  • Ashton stories
  • Best Celeb Butts
  • Trudi News
  • Drew shows Mike 90210 special
  • Mitch Albomb column
  • Fake Aretha Franklin phone call REPLAY
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Crazy Scott Peterson theories
  • Rolling Stone Interview with Eddie Vedder
  • Trudi News/Sports
• May 13, 2003 – Download
  • Noel Redding Dies
  • Mr. Personality Reality Show
  • Three’s Company TV Movie
  • Trudi News/sports
  • Iraq and 911 talk
  • Fake Aretha Franklin Call
  • Old Noel Redding Interview from 2000
  • Trudi News
  • Strip Clubs for Girls Stories
  • Sports
  • Sex and Drugs Seminar
  • Trudi News/sports
  • Strip Clubs for Girls Stories
  • Replay of Fake Aretha Franklin Call
  • Strip Clubs for Girls Stories

• May 14, 2003 – Download
  • Kwame Kilpatrick fires former Deputy Police Chief Gary Brown on 5/9/03
  • Listener calls on Kwame Kilpatrick stripper party
  • Trudi News/Sports
  • Pro-lifer wins money from city
  • More nude male dance clubs
  • Drew wants to open his own dick bar
  • Matrix Reloaded looks good
  • Drew liked the first Matrix, Marc didn’t like it
  • Listen calls on Kwame
  • Stripper Pole Guy
  • Drew doing Stripper DJ impersonation
  • Trudi News
  • Matrix Reloaded Reviews
  • Clay Aiken forgets words to Vincent
  • Bob Guiney calls in Drew and Mike
  • More on Kwame Kilpatrick stripper party
  • Trudi News/Sports
  • Dennis Miller Comedy
  • Whites Only Prom
  • More on Kwame Kilpatrick stripper party
  • Hole in One – Club Check Request
  • Trudi News/Sports

• June 3, 2003 – Download
  • Vegas Trip Anticipation
    • Mike is excited for a Pearl Jam trip to Vegas, with temps over 100°F daily
    • Plans include steak dinner at Red Square (Mandalay Bay) and 3 hours of gambling
    • Expects to crash by 3:30 AM after gambling

    Larry Brown’s “Hot Wife” Discussion

    • Hosts repeatedly comment on Pistons coach Larry Brown’s attractive, much younger wife
    • She’s described as early 30s, brunette, short hair, big eyes
    • Brown is 62, turning 63, making a ~30-year age gap
    • Noted as second Pistons coach with a “hot wife”

    “House of Skank” Aerial Surveillance

    • Mike and friends flew over “Artha’s” house to film it
    • Described as filthy, with trash everywhere and garbage-filled heart-shaped pool
    • Used a $1,000 video camera; experienced rough flying conditions
    • House described as a “bomb went off” and untouched since

    Stolen Ring and “BMW Watch”

    • Chem Dry employee stole and swallowed a $3,000 ring from a Bloomfield woman
    • X-ray confirmed ring inside; staff awaited its natural return (“BMW” = bowel movement watch)
    • Debate on whether the woman would wear it again

    “For Love or Money” Reality Show Recap

    • Women on show secretly compete for $1 million, not love; male lead unaware
    • He looks like Bill Clinton
    • Hosts hate several contestants; mocked the brunette who vandalized a painting
    • Rejected women must tear up checks and ride home in a cab—called “humiliating” and “classic”
    • Expectation male lead will apologize later

    Gary Brown Lawsuit / Detroit Mayoral Scandal

    • Gary Brown sues Detroit, Police Chief Oliver, Mayor Kilpatrick, and Bob Berg
    • Alleges wrongful termination and violation of Whistleblower Protection Act
    • Kilpatrick claimed he offered reassignment, despite a letter proving termination

    Eric Rudolph Capture & Public Reaction

    • Rudolph, Olympic/gay club/clinic bombing suspect, arrested in NC
    • Locals view him as folk hero; some back his anti-abortion, anti-gay views
    • Segment includes “Harris Poll” calls to residents named Harris
    • Callers voiced extreme conservative views; one says “Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve”

    “Exotic Dancing for Everyday Women” Interview

    • Guest Leah Staer promotes her book and video for empowering women through exotic dancing
    • Hosts push back, saying it’s really about turning men on
    • Video includes walking/eye contact advice, no nudity
    • Staer says pole use should be optional

    Uday Hussein Atrocities (Newsweek Report)

    • Uday raped women, including brides, and branded them
    • Drank milk from a pregnant woman to recover from injuries
    • Coerced young girls into being “girlfriends” under threats
    • His shoe collection mocked as feminine or ugly

    Ted Patchel Interview (Stanley Cup Finals & Life Updates)

    • Former game show contestant now supports the Anaheim Ducks
    • Talks about their comeback in Stanley Cup Finals
    • Still doing inventory work; no longer bowls
    • Lives with partner Thomas, who works at Walmart
    • No cell phone—prefers being unreachable

    Discussion on “Drops” in Commercials

    • Hosts consider using sound bites (“drops”) during commercials
    • Past use of “I drive a Dodge Stratus” caused trouble during Dodge ad
    • Wonder if fart sounds are okay to use

    Trudi News/Sports & Other Topics

    • Rick Carlisle fired from Pistons; behavior discussed
    • Detroit sleeper cell trial jury deliberations
    • Scott Peterson’s legal defense
    • State Sen. Mike Bishop assaulted
    • Governor Granholm’s tandem bike ride
    • Ferndale Councilman Dave Lennon killed in car crash
    • Slipknot’s Paul Gray arrested for drugs
    • Scott Weiland pleads not guilty to drug charges
    • Jenna Bush in summer school
    • Dixie Chicks concert backlash; Natalie Maines’ Bush comments criticized
    • “Foxy” – a new ecstasy drug
    • Playboy’s hipster dating guide
    • Harrison Ford acts intoxicated; Calista Flockhart embarrassed
    • George W. Bush’s handling of Iraq, WMDs, and French diplomacy
    • Elizabeth Smart case update; father Ed Smart’s emotional recovery efforts
    • Scott Peterson defense blames Satanist “Donnie”
    • Al Franken vs. Bill O’Reilly spat
    • Gloria Steinem compares breasts with Koko the gorilla
    • Billy Idol working on new music; Metallica releases new album
    • Derek Jeter’s ad with Steinbrenner and new girlfriend (a Scores hostess)
    • Adrien Brody mocked for nose, hair, and fashion
    • Vegas gambling tips; stories of being kicked out of the Palms
    • Red Wings’ Igor Grigoreno, Lions’ Scotty Anderson & Luke Staley updates
    • Baseball draft news
    • Packers’ Joe Johnson denies driving car during drug arrest
    • Davis Love III’s brother-in-law dies; accused of embezzlement
    • More on commercial “drops” and potential issues with advertisers

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• June 4, 2003 – Download
  • Teasers for Upcoming Topics
      ◦ The hosts mention discussing a Rolling Stone article about “Carolina catfights”.
      ◦ They briefly describe “stinky face,” where one girl traps another’s face in her butt.
      ◦ Other upcoming topics include a missing, “quite obscene” parrot and a significant local figure being given a ride home by police after a traffic stop.
      ◦ The hosts exchange multiple “thank you”s in a humorous segment.
  • Miss Universe Pageant Review
      ◦ The hosts discuss watching Miss Universe, noting that the Canada contestant, a pharmacy student from Wayne State, was cute but didn’t win and stumbled during the swimsuit competition.
      ◦ They express disappointment with the swimsuit competition, where all contestants wore the same “near-thong” red swimsuit with an awkward sarong-like cap
      ◦ Observations include Japan’s contestant wearing a bikini top as an evening gown and some gowns being see-through.
      ◦ The winner was Amelia Vega from the Dominican Republic.
      ◦ They comment on the lack of a talent competition and the usual humor from the Q&A segmen
      ◦ Hosts joke about “spank my horn” and “spank my little b****” while viewing images/videos of the contestants.
  • El Brooks Patterson Traffic Stop
      ◦ An Oakland County “leader,” El Brooks Patterson, was stopped after a golf outing.
      ◦ Patterson claimed he took painkillers for a torn rotator cuff and had a couple of glasses of win
      ◦ A sergeant at the scene ended the investigation without a sobriety test despite signs of alcohol use; Patterson was driven home by a deputy as he was “200 yards from home”.
      ◦ Listener Jeff calls in to corroborate, stating he saw Patterson “plowed” at the dinner, drinking “at least a bottle and a half of wine” and struggling to talk.
      ◦ Previous incidents mentioned include a “railroad track incident” and being “booted out” of the Rochester Chop House for being loud.
      ◦ The hosts question why Patterson doesn’t have a driver.
  • Interview with Blake Hill of Carolina Catfights
      ◦ The hosts interview Blake Hill, owner of CarolinaCatfights.com, after reading a Rolling Stone article about him.
      ◦ Blake confirms their website “lit up” after the radio show mentioned them.
      ◦ His fantasy catfight involves his wife and Pam Anderson, with his wife receiving the “stinky face”. He explains that most guys whose wives wrestle for them prefer to watch their wives lose.
      ◦ Blake reveals his wife’s first experience with wrestling was on a trip to see Bob Seger in Charlotte.
      ◦ He says the money made “stinky face” acceptable to his wife.
      ◦ He references “Dynasty” catfights between Blake Carrington’s wife and Alexis.
      ◦ Blake states that there’s no verbiage, including the “C-word,” that crosses the line in their fights.
      ◦ They have topless material and tops do get torn off, but it’s not the main focus.
      ◦ Some girls, like Jamie from the article, experience orgasms from domination and “stinky face”.
      ◦ Blake prefers “reverse stinky face” (ass right in the face) as more exciting. The crowd might yell “She’s going to school” when it happens.
      ◦ His inspiration for catfighting came from a “Sports Review Wrestling” magazine featuring “apartment house wrestling” at a 7-Eleven when he was 12.
      ◦ The duct-taped mat in his gym is intentional and will remain.
      ◦ Blake confirms their fights are predetermined, like WWE, but girls can lose their temper. Some women prefer to be the “loser” as it’s less work and provides gratification.
      ◦ Videos cost $39.99 (videotape) or $24.99 (download). Blake invites the hosts to visit on September 20th.
      ◦ They replay some of the catfight audio with accompanying visuals/music later in the show.
  • Dixie Chicks Concert Review
      ◦ The hosts describe the Dixie Chicks concert as “hilariously boring“.
      ◦ They note the political protest elements, including images of Martin Luther King Jr. and a “free Natalie” t-shirt, referencing their controversial statements.
      ◦ The concert started with Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”.
      ◦ The audience was primarily “white bread”.
  • US Foreign Policy and Iraq War Discussion
      ◦ President Bush drove a golf cart with Arab leaders near the Red Sea to discuss Middle East peace. He urged Palestinians to stop suicide bombings and Israelis to leave Palestinian land
      ◦ Discussion on the failure to find Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMDs) in Iraq and “bad intelligence
      ◦ Paul Wolfowitz is quoted (later claimed out of context) as saying WMDs were the “most marketable” justification for the war.
      ◦ The CIA is investigating itself over the “stupid intelligence”.
      ◦ Concerns about the US’s declining global image, especially in Muslim countries, where some trust Osama bin Laden more than President Bush.
      ◦ A New York Times editorial by Thomas L. Friedman is discussed, presenting four reasons for the war: “real reason” (puncture terrorism bubble), “right reason” (build progressive Arab regime), “moral reason” (Saddam’s genocide), and “stated reason” (WMDs).
      ◦ US troops face mounting hostility in Iraq due to lack of electricity/water, high-handedness, and cultural misunderstandings like body-searching Iraqi women. The occupation is predicted to last 5-10 years.
      ◦ Two men were convicted and two acquitted in the Detroit sleeper cell terrorism trial.
      ◦ Airport screeners, including ex-cons in NYC, have criminal records despite the creation of the Transportation Security Administration.
  • Hillary Clinton’s Book
      ◦ Hillary Clinton’s new book is out; she was interviewed by Barbara Walters.
      ◦ She claims Bill confessed the truth about Monica Lewinsky only two days before he testified to the grand jury, having previously believed it was a “vast right-wing conspiracy”.
      ◦ She described being furious, crying, yelling, and demanding he tell Chelsea.
      ◦ She wrote that staying married was the “hardest decision of her life”.
      ◦ The hosts mock her claim that Bill’s actions were “morally wrong but not a betrayal of the public”.
      ◦ A Toyota Land Cruiser is nicknamed a “Monica” in Iraq because it’s a “beautiful car” that “tempted Clinton”. Hillary is also referred to as “Tampax”.
  • Miscellaneous News and Pop Culture
      ◦ Martha Stewart is likely to be indicted and has lost significant fortune.
      ◦ Eric Rudolph, the alleged abortion clinic bomber, pleaded not guilty; his claims about surviving in hiding for 5 years are questioned.
      ◦ A missing, obscene parrot named Homer J. in the UK is being held for ransom.
      ◦ Phone Call to Emma Robinson, the Parrot’s Owner: The hosts call Emma in Suffolk, UK, and playfully flirt with her, asking personal questions about her height, weight, hair, and modeling past, and making suggestive comments. Emma reveals it’s her 20th birthday and that the parrot is named after Homer Simpson and can mimic speech. They agree to call her back tomorrow and ask her not to tell her fiancé.
      ◦ A grandmother is “poed” because her child is drawing bowel movements inspired by “Professor Pippy Poopy Pants and Deputy Doodoo”.
      ◦ Britney Spears is described as looking “homeless” and is accused of having restaurant staff physically remove a woman from her preferred table.
      ◦ Hulk movie previews are criticized for looking “fake” and “computer-generated”.
      ◦ Rumor that Larry Wachowski, co-director of The Matrix, is undergoing a sex change.
      ◦ Discussion of Sammy Sosa’s corked bat in a Cubs game.
      ◦ Derek Jeter named Yankees captain.
      ◦ NBA Finals: Nets vs. Spurs, with expected ABA highlights.
      ◦ Lisa Marie Presley is performing at the NBA game.
      ◦ Keith Richards and Jack Nicholson story: Keith’s daughter flushes a teddy bear down a hotel toilet, causing a mess and leading to Keith demanding a new suite.
  • Interview with Darren McCarty (Detroit Red Wings / Grinder Band)
      ◦ Darren McCarty calls in, primarily to talk about his band, Grinder.
      ◦ He gives gambling advice for Vegas.
      ◦ He talks about the Red Wings’ playoff loss to Anaheim.
      ◦ He discusses his NHL charity award and the $25,000 donation to the Marti Fund (for multiple myeloma), which has raised over $3.5 million.
      ◦ Grinder’s upcoming gigs are mentioned, including tonight at the Southshore Grill in Wyandotte.
      ◦ He discusses the band’s website and other tour dates.
      ◦ They briefly touch on the Red Wings’ “Behind the Scenes” season review.

June 9, 2003 – Download

Mike Clark’s Gambling Addiction & Winnings

Mike admits he’s now “totally hooked” on blackjack
Up $300 after losing $200 on horse racing
Learned blackjack while in Vegas
Belmont Stakes Betting

Bet on Belmont Stakes at Mandalay Bay due to hunger
Mike liked “Funny Side” but was concerned about the track
Ended up betting on “Denever” from listener’s tip
Funny Side Booed

Crowd booed Funny Side post-race at Venetian and Valleys
Fans upset “Empire Maker” spoiled the Triple Crown
Breathe Right Strip Joke

Listener noted jockey Pat Day wore a Breathe Right strip
Hosts found it laughable
Michael Jackson’s “Junk Shop” at Venetian

MJ reportedly browsed a shop with odd items but never bought anything
Mention of statue “Bathing of Apollo”
Roger Clemens 300th Win Attempt

Clemens denied 300th win by Eric Karros’s 3-run homer
Drew enjoyed seeing him fail; mocked his “300 patch” glove
Vegas Taxi Line Complaints

Airport and hotel taxi lines were long and frustrating
Lacked enough vans; checked luggage worsened delays
Singing Venetian Taxi Stand Guy

Operator dressed like a gondolier, sang loudly over PA
Hosts debate if he lip-syncs and whether he wants bigger tips
Bachelor’s Gondola Kiss

Mention of Aaron Bie (The Bachelor) kissing a Black contestant on gondola ride
Gondoliers sang during ride
Sweaty Bride & Groom in Taxi Line

Drew tried to get bride and groom moved up in line
Singing operator reluctantly agreed
Drew Gets Sick on the Strip

Drew vomited multiple times due to heat and hangover
Happened on the Las Vegas Strip after exiting a taxi
“Chick Watching” in Casinos

Hosts discuss Vegas casino women, especially Mandalay Bay waitresses with fake breasts
Smoking and Free Drinks in Casinos

Praise for being able to smoke anywhere and get free drinks
Compared to stricter cities
Traffic Report

I-94 eastbound closed at 275 due to overturned semi
Disabled truck on Orchard Lake Road
Pearl Jam Concert Recap

Hosts attended and enjoyed the concert
Setlist highlights: “State of Love and Trust,” “Breathe,” Beatles cover
Ann & Nancy Wilson joined for “Rocking in the Free World”
Drew left early to avoid taxi chaos
Hard Rock Casino Criticism

Drew disliked fast blackjack pace
Dealer rushed players and gave bad advice
News Segment

Michigan tornadoes
Funeral for Councilman David Lennon
San Jose girl rescued after kidnapping; caught on surveillance
Psychiatric theory on coddled babies
Hillary Clinton’s Book Interview

Discussed “Living History” interview with Barbara Walters
Criticized Hillary’s blame of right-wing network
Didn’t buy her explanation of Bill’s infidelity
Talk of her possible presidential run
Music/Box Office Updates

Reports of musician deaths, concert issues
2 Fast 2 Furious is #1 at box office
Auction of American Idol judge seats
Scott Peterson Transvestite Claim

Victor Cordderero claims Peterson had sex with a transvestite in his home
Happened two years before Laci’s disappearance
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher Tabloid Overload

Hosts suspect publicity stunt for Demi’s new movie
Comments on both their plastic surgeries
Gay Episcopalian Bishop News

V. Gene Robinson elected bishop in New Hampshire
ABC coverage noted
Celebrity Nudity Reports

Jenna (Survivor) to pose for Playboy
Mass nude photo in Barcelona by Spencer Tunick
Bachelor Andrew Firestone Cheating Rumor

Fiancée Jennifer Schefft allegedly cheated with Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray)
Cheating happened before show aired
Bachelor Party Flight Disaster

Drew/Mike’s flight from Vegas had disruptive, drunken bachelor party
They demanded drinks and hijacked a DVD player
Detroit Local News

Michigan smoking ban bill rejected
Brooks Patterson may face charges
Kidney donor teacher’s former student now busted for drugs
Disney World Gay Days Controversy

Judge denied religious group’s request to fly protest banners
Tony Awards & Celeb Updates

Hairspray wins big; Hugh Jackman hosts
Quick hits on celeb legal and health news
Mike Clark’s Gambling Addiction Update

Talks more about blackjack obsession
Describes how quickly time flies while playing
Shares card-playing strategies
Mayor Kilpatrick’s Travel

Spotted flying to LA
Hosts question if it’s a justified city-funded trip (“junket”)

June 10, 2003 – Download

• A major Harleyfest giveaway was announced, offering a chance to win a limited edition autograph #2 Rush Dewalis Harley-Davidson Sportster and a 2003 Ford Harley-Davidson F-150 Super Crew Harley truck. Caller 32, Tim Wow of Applegate, won the key and concert tickets.
• An author of a 500-page academic book on the cultural history of masturbation was a scheduled guest. The discussion centered on how the topic was largely ignored until the early 18th century, then suddenly became a major concern, often linked to physical and moral decay. The author, Thomas, indicated the book explores the understanding of solitary sex, not the act itself, and that his 21-year-old daughter is proud of his work.
• The Stanley Cup Finals saw the Devils win 3-0 over the Anaheim Mighty Ducks. Jagr won the Conn Smythe Trophy (MVP of the playoffs) despite his team losing, leading to some booing and discussion of whether the media’s repeated focus on his emotional reaction was a “cheap shot”. Devils goalie Brodeur achieved a record-tying 7 shutouts in the playoffs.
• Discussion revolved around the reality show “For Love or Money,” where the Bachelor, Rob Campos, chooses between women or a $1 million prize. The hosts highlighted Rob’s arrogance and poor behavior, including getting drunk and making women perform demeaning tasks, leading to a mutiny by the contestants. It was revealed that the $1 million prize is a 40-year annuity, severely devaluing its lump sum cash value. Additionally, news broke that Rob Campos had been booted from the Marine Corps’ Judge Advocate General (JAG) program for drunkenly groping a female officer.
• The Laci Peterson case was a significant topic, including her family’s TV appearance and their positive view of media coverage. A shocking “world exclusive interview” with Victor Cordderero claimed Scott Peterson had gay sex with a transvestite in his marital bed two years prior. Cordderero passed a lie detector test and knew intimate details of the house. A psychological theory suggested Scott’s potential self-hatred for homosexual desires and Lacy’s inability to “cure” him could be a bizarre motive for her disappearance.
• Anecdotes from a Vegas trip included complaints about “brutal” taxi lines, observations of a singing Venetian taxi stand operator, and Drew’s experience of projectile vomiting multiple times on the Las Vegas Strip due to a hangover and heat.
• A “great” Pearl Jam concert was discussed, noting unique song selections and the appearance of Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart for “Rocking in the Free World”.
• A major national concern was the government’s warning of a high probability of an al-Qaeda attack with a Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) within the next two years. This led to widespread public skepticism due to the failure to find WMDs in Iraq and questions about the intelligence that led to the Iraq War. The hosts and callers debated whether intelligence was “dubious” or “art, not science,” and the high financial cost of maintaining alert levels.
• Hillary Clinton’s book “Living History” and her interview with Barbara Walters were extensively covered. She denied cheating on Bill and largely spun questions about his infidelity as a “private matter” made public for “political advantage”. She reportedly received $8 million for the book and $100,000 for Time magazine excerpts.
• Local Detroit news included the investigation into Oakland County Executive Brooks Patterson’s traffic stopbeing transferred to independent attorneys due to conflicts of interest. Also, Detroit police officer Michael Martin, a friend of Mayor Kilpatrick with a controversial record, received a “plum assignment” in tactical operations, policing concerts and presidential visits.
• Monkeypox outbreak was reported, originating from a pet rat and spreading to prairie dogs, leading Michigan to slap an import ban on prairie dogs and Gambian rats.
• In entertainment news, Carolyn Clifford won “best anchor” at the local Emmys after a physical altercation with another reporter. Rob Walche won six Emmys, including for “Turf Team”. A Bruce Springsteen exhibit at Cranbrook and a Linda McCartney photo exhibit were mentioned.
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  • Joined mid-Show
  • Excuse making parents of Killers
  • Trudi News/Sports
  • Julia DeMato Interview
  • Manoogian Mansion Party Rumor
  • The stripper has still not come forward
  • Trudi News
  • For love or money showDrew Sharp gloats about Pistons
  • Trying to call Hicks
  • Richard Jewel, Millionaire
  • The Nathaniel Abraham bet – How long before after Nathaniel Abraham is released gets in more trouble?
    • Drew – Eight MoNths
    • Mike – A week
    • Trudi – Six Months
  • Trudi News
  • Is Jeff Garcia Gay?
  • Wolters love high school cheerleaders
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  • Line up for the fireworks
  • Daniel Franklin killed his family
  • Red Wings Trade Talks
  • American Idol  Brian Dunkleman Clips
  • Golf Talk
  • Trudi News – Jerry Brown lawsuit
  • Mike Cox Interview Regarding Mayor
  • Anti-Cox Political Ad
  • Pro-Cox Political Ad
  • Listener Calls regarding overtime pay
  • Trudi News/Sports
  • Drew and Mike make cameo on the FOX2
  • Porno Games Interview
  • Monster Ball Cliff Notes Theater
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  • Mickey Redmond
  •  Larry Wiggy Wednesday Day
  • More Golf Outing Talk
  • Mike Clark on WCSX
  • Lucy Noland and Fox 2 trick Drew and Mike
  • Trudi News

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  • Looney Tune – Gordon is Gay
  • For Love of Money
  • Drew’s Alarm Clock
  • Red Wing Free Agents
  • Meet My Folks – Lie Detector
  • Caller calls Bruce Hornsby Uncle Bob
  • Drew Barrymore on Jay Leno
  • Trudi News/Sports
  • Chuck Barry New Version of Twist
  • Calling Emma and Clair in London
  • Movies Bombs
  • Vanityfair on JFK Jr. Marriage Problems
  • Josh Gracin is a baby
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Doug Brown Interview on Red Wings Free Agents
  • Testicle Theater
  • Looney Tune – Gordon is Gay
  • Buddy Hackett Dies
  • Classic 1993 Buddy Hackett Interview
  • Darren McCarty Preview
  • GWB Administration Mirrors GHWB
  • Trudi News
  • Sports
  • Darren McCarty Interview
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