This is seriously one of the funnest Drew and Mike phone calls I’ve ever heard. They stumble on to a housekeeper named Clara from Columbia, South Carolina. 

Facts Drew fishes from the phone call:

  • Clara works for Doug, who was held up in Brazil. 
  • Clara went to Las Vegas in November
  • Doug’s lights are broke and a repair man is suppose to be calling about fixing them. 
  • Clara doesn’t know Doug’s Cellaphone Phone number 
  • Clara’s from Columbia, South Carolina. 
  • Clara Broke one of her hips
  • Doug has an answaa machine
  • Doug went to Long Island
  • Doug’s wife name is Rita
  • Clara has a 1998 Bonneville
  • The automatic lights keep going on and off. 
  • Clara has worked for Doug and Rita for 20 years. 
  • Clara will be there until 2:30-3:00 PM

New Facts we find out about Drew:

  • Drew is suppose to fix Doug’s lights
  • Rita and Drew used to date. 
  • Drew and Rita have a daughter together
  • Drew met Rita and fell in love with her when he first came to fix her lights. 
  • Rita is an amazing lover. 
  • Doug doesn’t know about Drew and Rita’s relationship.
  • Drew doesn’t like to kiss and tell
  • Drew has custody of their daughter with Rita
  • Their daughter is a beautiful girl. 
  • Drew has a photo of him with Rita and their daughter, but since it was an artsie photo, they are all nude. 
  • Drew and Roya went to Woodstock together. 
  • Drew thought Rita was going to give birth at Woodstock

Update from Mike W. Clark

Checking in to thank all for remembering this awful anniversary! We all believed the show would end when we wanted it to end! we were nunber one in ratings when we got the word. i offered yet another huge cut in pay, was willing to work any shift on any of the 3 stations they own and all i got was “we are going in another direction” over and over like a broken record.

But, thank you for your loyalty and your strong desire for us to be together again. it was a strange day for sure.  I know its been a long time since ive been out there again and i appreciate very much your wanting to hear me again. That’s real nice. Just need bit more time. 

All of you guys and gals are awesome! Love and biiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!!!! to all!

– Mike

May 17, 2013 – The final Drew and Mike show on WRIF

May 17, 2013 – The final Drew and Mike show on WRIF